9 Legitimate Reasons Why The Unemployed Musician Hasn’t Texted You Back 12 Months Into a Global Pandemic

By Emily Elizabeth Jones

1. He’s been journaling. A lot.
2. He’s coming to terms with the fact that his phone is ultimately “bad for his mental health.”
3. He’s been working on his craft.
4. He’s been having some “weird thoughts” lately and “is really going through some shit.”
5. He started a vlog.
6. He’s behind on Ozark.
7. He’s doing The Artist’s Way.
8. He’s learning how to cook an egg.
9. He’s cleaning his bathroom for the first time in 3 years.